was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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