All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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