I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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