Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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