ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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