I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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