I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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