i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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