Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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