it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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