I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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