Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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