I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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