But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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