so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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