I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
this hospital has no fireball
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize