Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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