Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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