My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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