Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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