you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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