She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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