He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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