just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Every concussion has its silver lining
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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