Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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