He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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