East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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