Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
