Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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