3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and she was petting her beer can
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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