you would pick up someone in the library
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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