I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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