I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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