and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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