it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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