Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I have tasted many bathrooms
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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