Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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