Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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