How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Text me some of your sweat
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