You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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