When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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