Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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