Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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