we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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