We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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