I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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