why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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