Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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