My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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