I want to stick my p in your. b.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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