thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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