pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
