we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
