well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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