just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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