wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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